#ted x rachel

[faramirsonofgondor]

I love Challengers

[darklinaforever]

You know... I find it crazy that two series / sitcooms that are already similar in many ways, namely FRIENDS and How I Meet Your Mother, were also on the ship ! I wanted Rachel and Joey to end up together and Robin and Barney to end up together ! And instead I got Rachel and Ross and Robin and Ted ?! (Especially since Barney and Joey are both men who have never been in love before Robin and Rachel…) WTF SCREENPLAYS ?! The whole Ross and Rachel relationship is incredibly toxic and you focused your entire last season of HIMYM on Barney and Robin's marriage ! FOR WHAT ?! ESPECIALLY FOR COUPLES AS BAD AS ROSS & RACHEL, AND TED & ROBIN ! It's like Joey ended up with Dawson instead of Pacey, that makes no sense !

[comicwaren]

From X-Force Vol. 7 #005, “One Second Later”

Art by Marcus To and Erick Arciniega

Written by Geoffrey Thorne

[ughhhdavid]

it's giving

[aesthetics-for-harry-potter]

Moodboard of Ted and Andromeda Tonks during the second wizarding war.

Face-claims: Hiroyuki Sanada and Rachel Weisz.

Requested by: anon.

[yalster54]

rachel summers has got to be the most pussy whipped woman alive

[shebeafancyflapjack]

You know that Rachel x Joey moment where he picks her up to move her aside which makes her all giddy?

Yeah I just had that happen to me in my dream except Joey was Hannah Waddingham. 😍😍

[red2007]

Every time I rewatch Schitt's Creek I get to the end I wait and wait for Ted to show up and then it ends and I'm left staring at credits like...

[hullomoon]

hullomoon’s 2022 works: part five

it’s the end of the year, which means it’s time for a work round-up! this year i really tipped into being podfic heavy (and more multifandom!). if you haven’t yet, check out my 2019 roundup, 2020 roundup, and 2021 roundup! all works are ordered in chronological posting order.

part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | part seven | part eight

BtP S4, Party Favour: Fests | Podfic Fandom, Schitt’s Creek | 1:10:00

hullomoon invites N0Connections and HowOldAreWe to talk about participating in fests, and specifically creating works for Schitt's Creek fests.

BtP S4, Party Favour: Long Pod | Podfic Fandom | 1:10:41

hullomoon invites Amanita_Fierce, N0Connections, RattleandHum, and HowOldAreWe to discuss the joys and tribulations of long pods both as creators and listeners.

one perfect blend | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | ~1.8k

When David goes to Herb Ertlinger's Winery for his mother, he isn't prepared for Patrick, the man doing the wine tasting.

my 202nd work

you take the (cheese) cake | Schitt’s Creek | Heather/Shannon | explicit | ~1.4k

Shannon loves to watch Heather work with her hands

whittling away at the self (who am i?) | Schitt’s Creek | Jake/Mutt | ~1.8k

With Jake working on a Pride exhibition piece, Mutt starts thinking about what Pride means to him. 

[Podfic] The Seven Husbands of Alexis Rose | Schitt’s Creek | Alexis/Twyla | 1.5-2 hrs

 My name is Alexis Rose. But you knew that already, didn't you?

 There's no need for shyness. You don't need to pretend that you didn't Google me before you read this article, or that you don't know who I am. I shouldn't misspeak, though: you think you know who I am. You have an idea of who Alexis Rose is.

 Maybe you've never seen any of my movies. Maybe you think I'm washed up, someone only your parents care about. Maybe you think I'm irrelevant. Maybe you think I'm a whore.

 Oh, don't duck your head. I guarantee you're not the first person to ever let that idea enter your mind, and you won't be the last.

In 2015, Alexis Rose pens a tell-all for Vogue, promising to finally tell the truth about all seven of those infamous husbands and then some...

Podfic of The Seven Husbands of Alexis Rose.

Simply the Vet | Schitt’s Creek | Ted/David | mature | ~6.5k

The new vet across the street catches David's eye

[podfic] Fine | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | explicit | 05:27:27

After an unexpected decision at Rosebud Motel Group, David and Patrick are left to figure things out. Patrick is working tirelessly to keep the store afloat, while David remains stubborn in his vision.

Eventually, they seek help to work on both their marriage and the store, but no man is an island, and neither of them can fix everything on their own. Heavy angst with an eventual happy ending.

 [podfic of Fine]

[podfic] what was i like before you? | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | mature | 23:08

David bit his lip, propping himself up on his elbows and adjusting his knees on either side of Patrick’s hips. Cupping the side of Patrick’s face, he drew his thumb over Patrick’s eyebrow. “How’d you get this scar?”

OR:

David learns some surprising information about Patrick's past.

 [podfic of what was I like before you?]

sunrise in our eyes | Schitt’s Creek | Stevie/Rachel | 471

Rachel has a little morning treat for Stevie

[phxntomsdusk]

Can request smth with the chuckle sandwich boys? I think you’ve done one for them before but idk. Maybe with a reader who looks very sweet, soft and then Schlatt makes some joke and reader starts playing along and scaring the shit out of EVERYONE

Unusual - Jschlatt x GN!Reader

summary: the ask !! - i’m not that proud of this but.. it’s something

warnings: joke abt killing someone - going into description about it

tags: @ax-y10 , @joviepog , @pheliiaa , @idontreallyexistyet , @rqvii , @vibestillaxxx , @haunted-headset (ask to be added!)

word count: 263

Ever since you met Jay everyone thought you were polar opposites. You were meant to be the sweet ball of sunshine, and he was the gloomy asshole who was mean 24/7.

However during their newest episode of Chuckle Sandwich, they brought you along! It was one of their usual guest episodes, mostly asking you questions about your channel and personal experiences.

“I heard you killed someone.” Jay interrupted your conversation with Ted, a smile threatening to show on his lips as he raised his brows at you. “Is it true?”

Of course, it wasn’t. And most people knew you didn’t joke about this kind of stuff online.

“Well.. who told you? Was it Rachel? I told her that if she ever told a soul I’d come for her.” You spoke back in a sarcastic tone, watching as his face dropped in somewhat surprise. Ted couldn’t help but laugh, covering his mouth as he looked between you two.

“How’d you do it?” Jay leaned forward, closer to you as he lowered his voice. “Well.. I lured him into a shed. Stabbed him right in the jugular, and then fed him to my neighbor’s pigs. That’s the great thing with living near a farm.” You smiled innocently, before turning back to Ted in an attempt to pick up your previous conversation.

The way you completely dismissed your words was a bit confusing to Jay, leaving him to wonder if you genuinely killed someone. “You’re only joking.. right?”

You turned back to look at him, simply shrugging before smiling at the camera. “Rachel should know.”

[darklinaforever]

Mighty I Am Priest accepted the alternate ending where Robin divorces Barney if she doesn't get back together with Ted behind. Damn, I bless the alternate ending for that ! Ted & Tracy, happy ending !!! But even if there was an alternate ending to Friends where Rachel stays on that plane and doesn't get back together with Ross, I could never be satisfied ! I can't stand a world where Joey & Rachel aren't together okay ?! They have no excuse! At least Barney and Robin had problems during their relationship. Finally, can we even compare since Barney and Robin actually had a real relationship unlike Rachel & Joey ?! I mean, the reason they broke up is so ridiculous that even if an alternate ending to Friends existed where it didn't end with Joye but also not with Ross, I still wouldn't be able to live peacefully !

[whatsjulietslastname]

See, I’ve seen people arguing over whether the doe was Max’s spirit animal or Rachel’s reincarnated spirit, but I don’t see why it couldn’t be both.

It’s pretty obvious to me that Rachel and Max are very deeply linked despite never meeting nor knowing each other, even if we exclude the fact that they were in mirroring each other in many ways, it feels like Rachel was the main center of Max’s story, or rather the catalyst who changed the trajectory of her life by starting said story.

Obviously, Max is meant to use her powers to save Chloe and it’s shown multiple times in the game, but the first time she did, indirectly, was because of Rachel. Chloe would’ve never walked in that bathroom on Monday if it weren’t for Rachel (: the money she wanted to earn so they could run away together). Of course it’s very indirect and it may not mean anything, but if you take a look at the bigger picture, it does.

If you consider that theory (which is very canon in my head but it’s not the point) which said Rachel sent the storm, to take her revenge on Arcadia Bay then maybe Max’s powers weren’t only given to her so she could save Chloe, but also so she could find out what happened to Rachel before the town got destroyed. When did the Storm hit? On Friday, right after Max and Chloe discovered Rachel’s body, but also right after Max discovered what exactly happened to Rachel and the circumstances of her death.

So, if we take all those elements, here’s what happened. Max was warned about the tornado in her vision five days before it happened, so she could do everything she needed to do in the meantime. She was given those powers to save Chloe, over and over again, and the doe (which is her spirit animal, that’s why she followed it in the first place!) guided them to Rachel’s body, revealing the truth. After it all happened, that Max and Chloe were safe, and there was nothing left for Arcadia Bay, Rachel sent the tornado.

Which meant that what Rachel really wanted was to save Chloe and for her death to be discovered, and she guided Max through it the whole time. And Max and Rachel were a goddamn powerful duo, without even knowing each other.

If the game’s developers didn’t want us to at least consider the theory that Rachel sent the tornado, I don’t think they would’ve given us a glimpse of her ‘powers’ (or whatever the fuck was going on with her) in BtS. Probably a way to let us think about our own theories— and well, here’s mine.

anyway, there you go, thanks for coming to my ted talk! this was longer than i thought x)

[comicwaren]

From X-Force Vol. 7 #004, “Two Seconds Later”

Art by Marcus To and Erick Arciniega

Written by Geoffrey Thorne

[bratshaws]

through the hourglass 363. brb x oc

a/n: so sorry for not posting yesterday i was very tired uwu (comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)

pairing: plus size!oc x rooster

warnings: none uwu

goodness gracious (pls read this one to know more what this fic is about!!)

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Of everything Beatrice expected when she entered the café, the last thing was what Evelyn just said. In fact, she was still staring at her friend with her mouth agape, in pure raw shock, “What??”

Evelyn didn’t look less worried, “I know.”

“What??”

“I know,I know.” she whispers, “I know, I wanted to talk to you before…before Rooster knew.”

Beatrice frowned, “I’m…confused, why did—okay,hold on, back up.” she rubs her eyes, “This…guy, he said he’s Rooster’s uncle?”

Evelyn nodded solemnly, her expression grave. "Yes, that's what he claimed," she confirmed, her voice hushed. " He said his name was John, and he claimed to be Rooster's uncle."

Beatrice's mind reeled at Evelyn's words, her thoughts swirling with confusion and disbelief. "But that doesn't make any sense," she exclaimed, her voice tinged with frustration. "Rooster's family is small, and he's never mentioned an uncle named John before."

"I know," Evelyn replied, her brow furrowing with concern. "That's why I wanted to talk to you before saying anything to Rooster. I didn't want to cause unnecessary drama if it turned out to be a misunderstanding."

"Did he say why he was looking for Rooster?"

Evelyn's expression darkened at the memory. "He claimed to have some urgent family matter to discuss with him," she explained, her voice tinged with skepticism. "But something about his demeanor seemed off. He was...pushy, almost aggressive."

“...Rooster’s dad was an only child.” Bea mutters, “And…Carole’s siblings were named…uhhh…Rachel and Ted? Maybe? Who the hell is this John? And he contacted your dad? How the hell did he manage to contact a vice-admiral???”

"I don't know," Evelyn admitted, her voice tinged with worry. "But my dad seemed concerned when he received the call. He said he would look into it and get back to me."

Beatrice nodded, her mind racing with questions and concerns. "I…don't like this," she murmured, her voice filled with apprehension. "It feels...so off."

"I agree," she said softly, her gaze filled with sympathy. "But we'll figure it out together, okay? We won't let anything happen to Rooster."

“Nothing will happen to Rooster.” Beatrice narrowed her eyes, “...what did he look like? Did he even look like…Rooster?”

Evelyn paused, her brow furrowing in concentration as she recalled the encounter. "He...kind of resembled Rooster, I guess," she replied slowly, "But there was something...off about him. He had the same build and facial features, but his eyes...they were different. "

Beatrice's heart sank at Evelyn's description, "That's unsettling," she murmured, her voice barely above a whisper. "I don't like the sound of this at all."

"I know," Evelyn agreed, her expression grim. "That's why I wanted to tell you right away. I didn't want to keep it from you, especially since Rooster’s promotion is coming up and all…”

"Thank you for telling me," she said softly, her voice filled with gratitude. "I appreciate it more than you know."

Evelyn reached out, squeezing Beatrice's hand "Of course, Bea," she replied, her voice gentle. "So…what do you want to do?”

Beatrice sighed, her mind racing with worry. She knew she couldn't ignore the situation, but she also didn't want to jump to conclusions without knowing all the facts. "We need to find out who this John really is," Beatrice said firmly, "And we need to do it discreetly. I don't want to alarm Rooster unnecessarily until we have all the information."

Evelyn nodded in agreement, her eyes shining with determination. "I'll talk to my dad and see if he can look into it further," she offered, her voice filled with resolve. "He has connections that could help us get to the bottom of this."

"Thank you, Ev," Beatrice replied gratefully, squeezing Evelyn's hand in appreciation. "Let me know as soon as you find out anything."

"Will do," Evelyn promised, giving Beatrice a reassuring smile. "And in the meantime, we'll keep an eye out for anything suspicious."

"I'm going to check on Rooster," Beatrice said, "I need to make sure he's okay. He’s at home with the kids and Mav but–"

Evelyn nodded in understanding, her expression filled with empathy. "I'll let you know if I hear anything from my dad," she promised, her voice gentle. "And Bea? Don't worry too much. We'll get to the bottom of this."

"Thanks, Ev," Beatrice replied softly, offering her friend a grateful smile. "I appreciate you being here for me."

With a final hug, Beatrice and Evelyn parted ways, and Beatrice didn’t know what to do…she had to figure this out in…three days. Which wasn't a lot of time at all but that was the time until Rooster’s promotion ceremony.

She walks to her jeep and groans, hitting her forehead gently against the door in frustration, “We get no breaks, no breaks at all.” it was like the universe wanted to see how far they’d go for each other.

She’d go beyond for Rooster and their family but they really needed a break.

As Beatrice drove home she couldn't shake the feeling of unease that settled in the pit of her stomach, gnawing at her with each passing moment. Despite her efforts to remain calm, the situation with this mysterious John weighed heavily on her mind.

When she finally arrived home, Beatrice found Rooster in the living room, surrounded by their children and Mav. He was engaged in an animated conversation with Mav and Beatrice's heart swelled with warmth at the sight of her husband and their family together. 

"Hey, gorgeous," Rooster greeted her with a bright smile as she entered the room, his eyes lighting up with affection. "How was the meeting with Ev, everything okay?"

Beatrice forced a smile, doing her best to push aside her worries for the time being. "It was…fine," she replied vaguely, her voice tinged with uncertainty. "How about you? How was …uh…here?"

Rooster's smile faltered slightly at the change in Beatrice's demeanor, his brow furrowing with concern. "It was good," he replied cautiously, his gaze searching hers for any sign of what was bothering her. "Did something happen?"

Beatrice hesitated for a moment, unsure of how much she should reveal to Rooster. She didn't want to worry him unnecessarily, but she also knew that keeping secrets from him wasn't the right approach either.

"Actually, there's something I need to talk to you about," she began slowly, her voice trembling slightly. "But maybe we should wait until the kids are in bed for naptime…?"

Rooster's expression softened and he nodded in agreement. "Sure, whatever you need, gorgeous," he said gently, reaching out to squeeze her hand in reassurance. "We can talk after we put the kids to bed."

“Mav–Mav should stay…too.” she whispers, “It’s important that he stays.”

Beatrice's request caught Rooster by surprise, but he nodded in agreement nonetheless, "Of course," he replied, his voice steady despite the uncertainty gnawing at him. "Mav can stay. Whatever you need, Bea."

Mav, who had been listening quietly, nodded. "I'll be here," he affirmed, his tone serious. "Whatever it is, I can help kiddo"

With the decision made, Beatrice focused on putting the kids down for their nap, her mind already racing with thoughts of how to approach the situation with Rooster and Mav. She couldn't shake the feeling of unease that lingered in the air.

Hey honey,so you got an uncle you don’t know about??

How does…this work???

Once the children were settled, Beatrice, Rooster, and Mav gathered in the living room,and Beatrice took a deep breath, steeling herself for the conversation ahead. "Okay," she began slowly, her voice steady despite the turmoil raging inside her. "I need to tell you both about something that happened today."

Rooster and Mav exchanged a glance, their expressions mirroring Beatrice's seriousness. "What is it, Bea?" Rooster asked gently, “You…look so worried,gorgeous.”

Beatrice swallowed hard, her throat feeling dry as she struggled to find the right words to convey the gravity of the situation. "W-Well, Ev told me that um…Ev told me that there's a man named John who's been asking about you" Beatrice finally managed to say, her voice trembling with apprehension. "He's been asking questions about you, Roos.”

Rooster's brows furrowed in concern as he absorbed Beatrice's words."Who?

“You don’t know any Johns?”

Rooster blinked, then scratched the back of his head, “I mean…” he frowns, “No? I had friends named Johns, but I don’t have any relatives named Johns.” he turns to Mav, “Is he a relative of dad? You’d know.”

Mav furrowed his brow, his expression thoughtful as he racked his brain for any information about a potential relative named John. After a moment of deep contemplation, he shook his head slowly. "No, Roos. I don't recall anyone by that name in his family," he replied, his tone serious. "But I can look into it if you want."

Rooster nodded, a troubled furrow marring his brow. "Yeah, please do," he said firmly, his voice tinged with concern. "I want to know who this guy is and why he's asking about me."

“He managed to talk to Evelyn’s dad.”

“He talked to Cyclone?” Mav asked, “How?”

She shrugs, “I dunno, I don’t know…how it’s possible??”

"If he's managed to speak to Cyclone, then he must have some connections."

Rooster's jaw clenched with frustration, "I don't like this," he admitted, his voice tight with tension. "I don't want some random guy asking questions about me and my family."

Mav rose from his seat, his expression grim. "I'll start looking into this John guy right away," he said firmly, his voice decisive. "If he's connected to Cyclone, we need to tread carefully." he pauses, “...what does this John looks like?”

The brunette blinked, “According to Ev he did look like Roos a bit…but not 100%...is it possible that Goose had anyone he hadn’t told you?” she asks the captain, “Or…well…I don’t know?”

Mav's expression grew even more serious at Beatrice's question. He furrowed his brows in deep thought, opened his mouth, then closed, then opened it again. "It's possible," he mused, "But Goose would never hide anything from me. Maybe he’s related to Carole?”

Rooster,maybe a mix of his own protectiveness and uncertainty, immediately brought Beatrice to sit on his lap so he could hug her, “...my mom only has two siblings.” he says, “I haven’t talked to them in years and my uncle’s name isn’t John.”

Beatrice sank into Rooster's embrace, feeling a rush of comfort wash over her as she nestled against him. She traced soothing circles on his back,"I don't like this, Roos," she murmured, her voice barely above a whisper. "What if this John guy is dangerous?"

Rooster's arms tightened around Beatrice, "Hey, hey, don't worry, gorgeous," he said softly, his voice laced with determination. "We'll figure this out together. And if this guy poses a threat, I'll make sure he doesn't come anywhere near you or the kids."

“...I’ll call Cyclone.” Mav said, “Figure more stuff but, don’t worry, the two of you, you’ll have to worry about the promotion ceremony not this.”

The tension in the room eased slightly at Mav's words, and Beatrice offered him a grateful smile. "Thank you, Mav," she said softly, her voice filled with appreciation. "We really appreciate your help."

Mav nodded, a determined glint in his eyes. "Of course, Bea," he replied, his tone serious. "I'll do whatever it takes to keep you and the kids safe. Now…is there anything else that Evelyn said besides that?”

Beatrice took a deep breath, her mind racing as she tried to recall everything Evelyn had told her about the encounter with John. "Um, well," she began slowly, "Ev said that John seemed...persistent. He kept asking questions about Rooster, even when she tried to brush him off."

Rooster's jaw tightened at, his protective instincts kicking into overdrive. "That's not good.”

Mav nodded in agreement, his expression grave. "Agreed," he said firmly, hands on his hips "I'll make some calls and see what I can find out about him. In the meantime, you two relax. I’m sure this can be easily resolved.”

"Okay," she replied softly, “Thank you Mav.”

With a nod of acknowledgment, Mav turned to leave the room, his footsteps echoing softly against the hardwood floor as he made his way to have some privacy on the phone call.

Once Mav was out of sight, Beatrice let out a heavy sigh, the weight of the situation settling heavily upon her shoulders. She turned to Rooster, her eyes searching his face for any sign of reassurance.

Rooster met her gaze with a soft expression, his arms still wrapped protectively around her. "You okay?”

“Hrrmmmm…” she groans, “When are we going to have a break from this,Roos?”

Rooster brushed a gentle hand over Beatrice's hair, a tender smile gracing his lips. "I wish I could give you a break from all of this, gorgeous," he murmured, "But you know as well as I do that life doesn't always give us breaks when we need them most."

Beatrice nodded, leaning into Rooster's touch for comfort. "I know," she sighed, "It just feels like one thing after another lately, you know?"

Rooster's heart ached at the weariness in Beatrice's voice. He tightened his embrace around her, offering her the warmth and support she needed in that moment. "I know, baby," he whispered, his voice gentle. "I know.”

[best-supermassive-character]

Rachel King x Clarice Stokes (Clarachel)

1. i just think they're neat

2. imho Rachel should break up both with Eric and Nick and start dating Clarice, she deserves both to live and love and be loved

3. The only person Rachel is somewhat nice to. Also she like goes out of her way to try and save her. Also? Two women covered in blood. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

4. Such little screentime between the two alone :( the way rachel wasn’t giving up on clarice despite having *just* met her is so cute to me

Conrad x Brad Smith (Conbrad)

1. :3 i like them

2. They are adorable and Brad is so fucking cute around Conrad. Why wouldn't you ship it???

3. let's pop your cherry bradical

4. First of all, the ship name is the best. Second, omgg the dynamic of these two😩😩

nothing gayer than two bros drinking a cold one together